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IKAN PATIN MASAK TEMPOYAK !!!

Bahan-bahan  1 ekor ikan patin (dipotong dan dibersihkan)  4 sudu besar tempoyak  10 biji cili padi (dikisar)  3 cm kunyit hidup (dikisar)  3 batang serai (diketuk)  3 batang bunga kantan (dihiris)  5 helai daun kesum  2 cawan air  Garam, minyak masak dan gula pasir. Cara membuatnya: 1. Panaskan sedikit minyak masak dalam periuk. Tumis cili padi dan kunyit hidup yang telah dikisar. Kacau seketika. 2. Masukkan serai, bunga kantan dan daum kesum. 3. Kemudian masukkan air, tempoyak dan ikan patin. 4. Apabila mendidih, masukkan garam dan gula pasir secukupnya. Masak lagi hingga pekat. SELAMAT MENCUBA MIMIE !!!

Lelaki x leyh ckp depan perempuan !!!!!!

1. “Kalau you betul-betul sayang I, you akan buat apa I suruh.”

 
What do you mean kalau dia betul sayangkan you? Jadi, kalau dia tak buat bermakna dia tak sayanglah? Perempuan mungkin lembut atau nampak lemah tapi tidaklah dungu. Kalau nak minta tolong, cakap sajalah. Menggunakan ‘senjata’ sebegini untuk kepentingan diri sendiri dan membuat teman wanita merasa serba salah adalah cukup menyedihkan.  

2. “I tak suka dengan kawan-kawan you.” 

 
Perhubungan teman wanita anda dengan girlfriends dia adalah sacred atau ‘suci’. Janganlah dengan sesuka hati dan secara terus terangnya anda memberitahu dia yang anda tidak suka dengan kawan-kawan dia. Walaupun secara realitinya anda tidak suka atau tergugat dengan kawan-kawan dia yang mungkin lebih hot daripada girlfriend anda, jangan sesekali sebut yang anda tak suka kawan-kawan dia secara direct kerana anda hanya menempah tiket untuk bertengkar secara hebat. 

3. “I punya ex-girlfriend dulu….”

 
Ayat ini pantang disebut langsung kepada teman wanita terkini anda atau anda terpaksa menghadapi bahana tidak dapat dimaafkan oleh teman wanita anda. Kalau anda nak kutuk ex-girlfriend anda mungkin boleh, tapi dinasihatkan jangan, kerana dengan menyebut tentang ex anda, anda akan dituduh tidak setia dan anda masih sayang pada gadis itu. Peluang untuk teman wanita anda menukar topik ini untuk jadi something about her adalah sangat besar. Tiba-tiba anda akan dengar ayat-ayat seperti “you dah tak sayang I lagi”, “you lebih suka ex you”, dan lain-lain lagi yang hanya akan memanaskan telinga anda.

4. “Cuba tengok perempuan tu…”

 
Janganlah berani suruh dia rujuk kepada perempuan lain atas alasan apa pun kerana dia tak suka anda bandingkan dirinya dengan wanita lain. Secara ringkasnya, anda perlu menempuh kehidupan ini seolah-olah ada satu sahaja wanita yang anda kagumi, iaitu dirinya. Kebudak-budakan? Mungkin juga tetapi cubalah tengok akibatnya kalau anda cakap pasal perempuan lain di depan teman wanita anda.

5. “I tak cukup bagus untuk you.”

 
Bagi orang lelaki untuk merendah diri cara ini adalah pathetic dan melemaskan! Dengan bercakap begini, anda akan menunjukkan kelemahan anda yang tidak suka dilihat oleh kaum perempuan. Lagipun kalau anda tak cukup bagus untuk dia, adakah dia bodoh sebab pilih anda? Gunalah taktik lain yang lebih menyenangkan ye.

6. “I takde mood lah.”

 
Sekali lagi wanita akan menganggap this is about her walaupun sebenarnya bukan. Dia akan fikir apa lagi yang boleh menyebabkan anda bosan selain daripada dia? Dia tak fikir yang anda mungkin ada masalah lain kerana bagi dia setiap kali anda takde mood, it’s about her. Jadi elakkan dari menyebut ayat ini dan adalah lebih baik anda berdiam diri.

7. “Perangai you macam mak you lah.”

 
Sakit ke bang? Orang perempuan bukan tak bangga jadi anak mak dia tapi kalau you cakap macam tu, takut dia salah faham dan ingat you kata dia tua dan seorang yang tak cool. Lainlah kalau mak dia hot atau sporting perangainya. Secara ringkasnya, janganlah bandingkan diri dia dengan mak dia sebab dia tentu tak akan suka.  

8. “Takyahlah nak emo…”

 
Biasalah orang perempuan emosi! Tetapi ketika dia emosi dan anda sebut ayat itu, dia akan serta-merta kecil hati sebab anda mempersendakan dia. Tentulah dia emosi bersebab. Gunalah cara lain yang lebih baik daripada itu!

9. “I tak sukalah baju tu…”

 
Wahai kaum lelaki, jangan complain apa-apa tentang pakaian dia walaupun ditanya! Biar kawan-kawan dia yang dipertanggungjawabkan tentang itu. Lainlah kalau berpakaian melampaui batas seperti terlalu terdedah atau terlalu hodoh. Cara paling baik untuk tackle perkara ini ialah dengan puji dia kalau anda suka baju dia daripada kritik baju yang anda tak suka.

10. “Kakak/Abang you entah apa-apa.”

 
Tolong jangan cakap yang buruk tentang ahli keluarga, buruk padahnya.  Tak kiralah samada kakak atau abang dia memang tak berguna, don’t say it to her face. Kalau tujuan anda untuk cari gaduh dengan dia, silakan mula dengan ayat ini, tentu tak akan gagal untuk memulakan pertengkaran!

100 guy facts ( that girl need to know )

1. Guys don`t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer presentable and neat girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn`t understand you, it simply means you`re not thinking the way he is.

5. "are you doing something?" or "have you eaten already?" Are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always thinking about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he`ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go gaga over a girl`s smile.

9. Guys will do anything to get the girl`s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet you parents... let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can`t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is...drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don`t provoke the guy to heat up... believe me... he will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept defeat.

17. When you touch a guys heart, there`s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like, "you know what... uhh... nevermind!" Would make them jump to conclusions that are far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged 'um...' or makes any excuses when you`re asking him to do a favor, he`s actually saying that he doesn`t like you and he can`t lay down a card for you.

22. When a girls says 'no', a guy hears it as 'try again tomorrow'.

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about a girl who likes him, but this doesn`t actually mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime... he does.

30. BEWARE! Guys can make a gossip scatter through half the face of the Earth faster than the girls can.

31. Girls are guys weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It`s good to test a guy first before you believe him but don`t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting.

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they`re not that much pretty.

37. Your bestfriend, whom you boyfriend seek help from about his problems with you may end up being admires by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don`t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy find ways to keep you off from linking with some one else.

41. Guys love girls with brains than girls in mini-skirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl really wants but he would unluckily end up with the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn`t really matter to a guy but her weight does.

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship that they become too possessive... so watch out girls!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It`s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially if they have been together for three years or more.

51. A guy have to experience rejection because if he`s too good---never been busted, never been in love and hurt---he wont mature and grown up.

52. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

53. When an unpleasant circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he`s sweating. You`ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he`s going crazy about the girl... he really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he`s just actually saying ''please come and listen to me''.

59. Guys dont really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy started to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there is no such thing as love at first sight, but they court these girls anyway.

64. Guy like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don`t like girls who punch harder that they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl like him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over the romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms... no kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy`s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don`t be snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejections.

73. Don`t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudices and you`ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling that attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don`t comprehend the expression "get lost!" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them all the more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don`t care about on how shiny their shoes unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they`ll realize they`re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He`s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it show he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he`s amazed on you or he`s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him but when you catch him cheating again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If you have a boyfriend and your bestfriend is also a boy, always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you`re with you boyfriend, all i can say is that you bestfriend loves you more that you boyfriend does.

89. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain... when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him why.

93. When a guy says he can`t sleep if he doesn`t hear you voice even for just one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes make fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has a good intention if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things... but not their hair.

97. If someone says you`re beautiful, that guys likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who over-reacted.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationship.

100. REMINDER: Test a guy first if he`s really the one. Some are just pretending.

Nice to know u more sayang~

Wednesday - 04MAY2011

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